This is not the Onion. This is news.
The poor man is confused. She is transgendered and Obama so Eric Holder's Department of Justice are forcing University of Arkansas at Fort Smith to allow him in ladies' bathrooms. The university provided her with gender neutral bathrooms, but that didn't suit Eric Holder. Why do I say he is a man? Because that's what her body is.
… According to a report from the conservative Campus Reform, the university decided to reverse its transgender policy after receiving a letter from the Department of Justice. The school’s initial solution was to allow the man to use gender-neutral bathrooms instead of the women’s restrooms, and to offer to convert more bathrooms into gender-neutral areas.
“Because of the stance we took, the individual filed a complaint with the Office of Civil Rights in the Department of Justice,” Mark Horn, vice president of university relations, told Campus Reform.
Jennifer Braly, the 38-year-old male student who was not satisfied with the university’s policy, filed a complaint with the Justice Department and sued.
“I am frustrated and highly depressed about all of these unfair restrictions,” Braly explained in an online appeal for sex-change surgery donations.